- Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
- A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
- He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
- A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
- Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
- Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don’t.
- Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
- The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.
- If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
- The things that come to those who wait may be the things left by those who got there first.
- Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.
- Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.
- God gave you toes as a device for finding furniture in the dark.
- When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of twelve people who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty.
Category Archives: Bottled at source
The best things in life come from source.
A smile in real life is better than a like on Facebook
Most romantic, I ever seen…
A Ballerina Starts To Dance, But When The Horse Does THIS, My Jaw Dropped
“If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door.” – Milton Berle
Robin Williams intentionally pissing off a director
ABC – Always Be Closing
Bob Metcalfe, who founded 3Com, once said “I didn’t make money from inventing the Ethernet; I made money from waking up early in cheap hotels rooms all around the world.”
Feeding your body and feeding your soul are very different things
Average art is like average love.
I eat average pizza sometimes. As long as it does not kill me I am ok. We all do lots of things that are just ok. And yes, we consume lots of average things. But when it comes to feeding the soul, to be inspired, we need the best.
Art, like love, only works when it is great. Average love is for the birds. The same with art.
When it comes to the arts you are competing on the world stage. Everything else is localized . In the arts domain, the source of competition is global.
I have to eat at restaurants in the city I am in. Some of them are good, some are ok. But that is the deal. When it comes to the arts though, it is global stage : books, movies, music … the world is the playing field. And the art needs to be hot for it to work out there; the restaurant just has to be up the road.
Feeding your body and feeding your soul are very different things. Our bodies can survive on staples. But our souls needs more. We need laughter, love, magic, art. These are things we stay alive for.
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