China finally got what they wanted … to coronise the world.
A thief entered a house mid-afternoon. He tied up the woman and at knife-point asked the man to hand over the jewelry and money.
The man started sobbing and said, ‘You can take anything you want. But please untie the rope and free her.’
Thief: ‘You must really love your wife!’
Man: ‘Not particularly, but she will be home shortly.’