Two Australians were sitting around and talking one afternoon over a cold beer.

After a while, the first Australian says to the second,”If I was to sneak over to your house and make love to your wife while you were off fishing, and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us related?”

The second Australian crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head and squinted his eyes, thinking real hard about the question.

Finally he says, “Well, I don’t know about related, but I reckon it’d make us even!!!”