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Two Texans are sitting on a plane from Dallas and an old Jewish man is sitting between them.

The first Texan says “My name is Roger. I own 250,000 acres. I have 1,000 head of cattle and they call my place The Jolly Roger.”

The second Texan says “My name is John. I own 350,000 acres. I have 5,000 head of cattle and they call my place Big John’s.”

They both look down at the little old Jewish man who says “My name is Irving and I own only 300 acres.”

Roger looks down at him and says “300 Acres? What do you raise?”

“Nothing” says Irving.

“Well then, what do you call it?” asked John.

“Downtown Dallas”.

The definition of the word Conundrum is: something that is puzzling or confusing.

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The six contradictions of socialism in the United States of America:

1. America is capitalist and greedy – yet half of the population is subsidized.

2. Half of the population is subsidized – yet they think they are victims.

3. They think they are victims – yet their representatives run the government.

4. Their representatives run the government – yet the poor keep getting poorer.

5. The poor keep getting poorer – yet they have things that people in other countries only dream about.

6. They have things that people in other countries only dream about – yet they want America to be more like those other countries.

And that pretty much sums up the USA in the 21st century.