Author Archives: ronnieapteker
What do years matter …
Deceased, sadly, Davy Jones …
Davy Jones on meeting his 28 year old, future wife when he was 61:
“She turned to me one day,” he told the Daily Mail in May 2011, “and said: ‘Let’s run upstairs and make love.’ I looked at her. ‘At my age,’ I said, ‘it’s going to have to be one or the other.'”
Nothing for Mahala
The Heartlines film “Nothing for Mahala” comes out in 3 months … we got our first poster signed off today.
Genius !
Hong Kong has the second highest smartphone penetration in the world
Think Your Office Is Soulless? Check Out This Amazon Fulfillment Center
“When Amazon opened its warehouse in the former coal-mining town of Rugeley, England, residents thought the company might bring brighter economic prospects. As photographer Ben Roberts hopes to show, that’s not exactly what happened.”
Taste the soup !
From the film “Coming to America” …
Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait stop right there! Listen: Stop right there, man.
A man goes into a restaurant. You listenin’?
A man goes into a restaurant, and he sits down, he’s having a bowl of soup and he says to the waiter, waiter come taste the soup.
Waiter says: Is something wrong with the soup?
He says: Taste the soup.
He says: Is there something wrong with the soup? Is the soup too hot?
He says: Will you taste the soup?
What’s wrong, is the soup too cold?
Will you just taste the soup?!
Allright, I’ll taste the soup – where’s the spoon??
Aha. Aha!
Whadaya know from funny, you bastards?
Punctuation
An English professor wrote the words:
“A woman without her man is nothing”
On the chalkboard and asked his students to punctuate it correctly.
All of the males in the class wrote:
“A woman, without her man, is nothing.”
All the females in the class wrote:
“A woman: without her, man is nothing.”
Kodak moments
Email Is Crushing Twitter, Facebook for Selling Stuff Online
“Email, on the other hand, has a certain unfair advantage in that shoppers getting the emails have already given up their addresses to a site, suggesting they already have some prior relationship with that retailer. Still, despite the avalanche of spam we all get, it’s easy to see how the staying power and greater potential for personalization of a medium without a 140-character limit gives email distinct advantages.”
http://www.wired.com/business/2013/07/email-crushing-twitter-facebook/?
