David Letterman’s Top Ten Reasons Why Golf Is Better than Sex

#10 … A below par performance is considered damn good.

#9 … You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers.

#8 … It’s much easier to find the sweet spot.

#7 … Foursomes are encouraged.

#6 … You can still make money doing it as a senior.

#5 … Three times a day is possible.

#4 … Your partner doesn’t hire a lawyer if you play with someone else.

#3 … If you live in Florida , you can do it almost every day.

#2 … You don’t have to cuddle with your partner when you’re finished.

#1 … When your equipment gets old you can replace it!