THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY, IN A LAW FIRM, BUT ARE NOT

Have you looked through her briefs?

He is one hard judge.

Counselor, let’s do it in chambers.

Her attorney withdrew at the last minute.

Is it a penal offense?

Better leave the handcuffs on.

For $200 an hour, she better be good!

Can you get him to drop his suit?

The judge gave her the stiffest one he could.

Think you can get me off?