FACEBOOK

As many of you may know I don’t use Facebook so I try to make friends without using Facebook.

I walk around the streets every day telling random people how well I slept last night, what I ate, how I feel, what I am doing and what I will do.

I also listen to their conversations and tell them each time that I like it.

RESULT:
I have already 3 people following me:
2 police officers and 1 psychiatrist …