Business man in 1st class, to a sexy gorgeous air hostess: What is your name?
Hostess: Angela Benz, Sir!
Business man: Lovely name, any relation to Mercedes Benz?
Hostess: Yes Sir, very close.
Business man: How close?
Hostess: Same price!
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The Jewish Board of Directors
Schwartz, Cohen and Ginsburg were all close friends since childhood. They decided they wanted to go into business together.
Schwartz says, “OK! I’ll invest $100,000.”
Cohen says, “I will go for $200,000.”
Ginsburg says, “All right, I’ll put in $1,000.”
Cohen says… “Since I’m putting in $200,000, I’ll be the President and CEO of the corporation. Schwartz, for your $100,000, you can be Vice President and CFO. And Ginsburg, for your $1,000, you will be our Sexual Adviser.”
Puzzled, Ginsburg asks Cohen, “What is a Sexual Adviser?”
Cohen replies, “When we want your fucking advice, we’ll ask for it.”
