Absolute must watch documentary on BBC2 about the Covid-19 pandemic, tomorrow night at 9.00pm.

Two brothers from the Wuhan Research Centre, where Trump suspects it was engineered, were due to get on Flight MH370 that mysteriously disappeared. It seems they were the guys behind the development of the new strain, and intending to use it as a weapon. Someone caught wind of their plans and purposely downed the plane. BUT… neither of them got on the flight and no-one knows what happened to them. It’s really interesting …

Don’t miss it … it’s called ‘Two Wongs Don’t Make a Flight!’

Sadie Moskowitz was bored in retirement so she decided to go back to work. She got a job as a telemarketer for a mortgage broker. This was one of her calls.

“Hello,” said the man.

“Hi, it’s Sadie from Mortgage Financial. Do you have a second mortgage on your home?”

“No,” the man replied.

“Would you like to consolidate all your debts?”

“I really don’t have any,” the man said.

“How about freeing up cash for home improvements?” Sadie tried.

“I don’t need any. I just recently had some done and paid cash,” the man replied.

There was a brief silence, and then Sadie asked, “Are you married? My daughter’s still single!”