A Buddhist walks up to a hotdog vendor and says, “Make me one with everything.”

Everyone chuckles, and the vendor makes the dog. The Buddhist hands him a twenty, the vendor pockets it and moves on to the next customer.

The Buddhist complains, “Hey where’s my change. ” And the Vendor replies, “Ah, change comes from within.”

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