Business man in 1st class, to a sexy gorgeous air hostess: What is your name?

Hostess: Angela Benz, Sir!

Business man: Lovely name, any relation to Mercedes Benz?

Hostess: Yes Sir, very close.

Business man: How close?

Hostess: Same price!

Schwartz, Cohen and Ginsburg were all close friends since childhood. They decided they wanted to go into business together.

Schwartz says, “OK! I’ll invest $100,000.”

Cohen says, “I will go for $200,000.”

Ginsburg says, “All right, I’ll put in $1,000.”

Cohen says… “Since I’m putting in $200,000, I’ll be the President and CEO of the corporation. Schwartz, for your $100,000, you can be Vice President and CFO. And Ginsburg, for your $1,000, you will be our Sexual Adviser.”

Puzzled, Ginsburg asks Cohen, “What is a Sexual Adviser?”

Cohen replies, “When we want your fucking advice, we’ll ask for it.”