Bloody hell

This pic below is from London. Sloane Square to be precise. And this sign is on the inside of the entrance door of an apartment building of a family friend of ours.

We keep hearing about cars being stolen and about the increase in mobile phone smash and grabs. Bunster and I were in a Tesco a couple of weeks ago and saw a guy get tackled to the ground for shoplifting, and Bunster got a fright. I did too. We saw another shoplifting incident at the same Tesco a week later, but that one was more gentle.

My understanding is that the crime rate here is on the rise. But just about everyone tells us that this is a relatively safe place to be.

An Italian Mama

Mrs. Meloni comes to visit her son Antonio for dinner.

Antonio lives with a female roommate, Maria.

During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how pretty her son’s roommate is.

That evening, while watching the two interact, she starts to wonder if there was more between Antonio and his roommate than meets the eye.

Reading his mom’s thoughts, Antonio volunteered, “I know what you must be thinking, But I assure you, Maria and I are just roommates.”

About a week later, Maria came to Antonio saying, “Ever since your mother came to dinner, I’ve been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. You don’t suppose she took it, do you?”

“Well, I doubt it, but I’ll email her, just to be sure.” So Antonio sat down and wrote an email:

Dear mama,

I’m not saying that you “did” take the sugar bowl from my house. I’m not saying that you “did not” take it. But we cannot find it. It has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.

Perhaps you know something about our missing sugar bowl ?

Your loving son,
Antonio.

Several days later, Antonio received a response email from his mom which read:

Dear son,

I’m not saying that you “do” sleep with Maria. And I’m not saying that you “do not” sleep with her. But if she was sleeping in her own bed, you would have found the sugar bowl by now.

Your loving mama.

Moral of the story: never try bullshit your mama.

Over 1000 days of the full-scale war

I am getting to know a comedian who often posts interesting things. His name is Anton.

Anton is part of a team that made a film called Comedy of War – have a look at their trailer. I recently watched the film and I thought it was beautiful and tender. A moving story about the healing power of laughter. Anton is a comedian from Kyiv. And there is nothing funny now about life in Ukraine.

This is a post that Anton recently made :

Americans deserve Trump. I hope in Europe also conspiracy populists will win next elections and you will all live in chaos with your foil hats. I’m just tired to see how uncomfortable to you the fact that Ukrainians are still alive and fighting. I’m sorry for this, I know you’ve spent so many nerves on it and I realise nerves can’t be restored.

This is so fun to see your hypocrisity. You like to talk about democracy or justice on dozens of forums or documentaries but in face of real problem you just concerned and mumbling smth while north korea, iran get into war on russia side. They provide russia with bombs and you provide us with petitions, presentation and memorandums. Thank you, I always knew that Excel spreadsheet is very effective against Iranian drones.

They are killing childrens everyday and UN head shake hands with them. As I understand the best Antonio Guterres can do to stop putin for couple of minutes is masturbate his dick. Masturbate with two fingers because it’s peace sign.

I wish you all to live in conspiracy nonsense you deserve with your own stupidness. You did nothing to stop it. You didn’t change your lifestyle to face new reality like we in Ukraine do. It would be much better if you all were authoritarian regimes. In this case you will release us from listening your hypocrisy shit how concerned you are. Just say “we don’t fucking care” and live your life. I had so many interviews with foreign journalists about “culture and humour during war”, cause that’s my topic. And all your questions, journalists, made me fell that I speak with 9-years old kids who is writing essay for school. You should stop reading your high-educated books and listening podcasts about liberalism problems. Just open your fucking eyes and see the war and then just to do the right thing.

Much of what Anton says here resonates with me, sadly. What a world we are living in. No one seems to care. Greed is the driving force of the world. That is my view – I pray I am very wrong.