Mrs. Meloni comes to visit her son Antonio for dinner.

Antonio lives with a female roommate, Maria.

During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how pretty her son’s roommate is.

That evening, while watching the two interact, she starts to wonder if there was more between Antonio and his roommate than meets the eye.

Reading his mom’s thoughts, Antonio volunteered, “I know what you must be thinking, But I assure you, Maria and I are just roommates.”

About a week later, Maria came to Antonio saying, “Ever since your mother came to dinner, I’ve been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. You don’t suppose she took it, do you?”

“Well, I doubt it, but I’ll email her, just to be sure.” So Antonio sat down and wrote an email:

Dear mama,

I’m not saying that you “did” take the sugar bowl from my house. I’m not saying that you “did not” take it. But we cannot find it. It has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.

Perhaps you know something about our missing sugar bowl ?

Your loving son,
Antonio.

Several days later, Antonio received a response email from his mom which read:

Dear son,

I’m not saying that you “do” sleep with Maria. And I’m not saying that you “do not” sleep with her. But if she was sleeping in her own bed, you would have found the sugar bowl by now.

Your loving mama.

Moral of the story: never try bullshit your mama.