From the film “Coming to America” …

Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait stop right there! Listen: Stop right there, man.

A man goes into a restaurant. You listenin’?

A man goes into a restaurant, and he sits down, he’s having a bowl of soup and he says to the waiter, waiter come taste the soup.

Waiter says: Is something wrong with the soup?

He says: Taste the soup.

He says: Is there something wrong with the soup? Is the soup too hot?

He says: Will you taste the soup?

What’s wrong, is the soup too cold?

Will you just taste the soup?!

Allright, I’ll taste the soup – where’s the spoon??

Aha. Aha!

Whadaya know from funny, you bastards?