This guy comes home from work and sits in his favourite chair, he says to his wife, “Honey, it is about to start, please can you get me a beer.”

A short while later after finishing the beer, he asks again “It is about to start very soon, please can you get me one more beer.”

A short while later he goes again “It is about to start any minute, please can you get me just one more beer.”

A few moments later he goes “It is going to start any second, please please could you get me just one last beer.”

And she goes, “I have 3 kids to bath, a meal to cook for you, a house to clean …”

And he goes, “Oy vey, it has already started.”