A team of archaeologists were excavating certain ruins in Israel, when they came upon a cave.

Written across the wall of the cave were the following symbols:

It was considered a unique find and the hieroglyphics were believed to be at least three thousand years old!

The piece of stone was removed and brought to a museum. Archaeologists from around the world came to study the ancient symbols.

They held countless meetings and after months of study they held a conference to discuss the meaning of the markings.

The President of the society pointed at the first drawing and said: “The first symbol looks like a woman. We can therefore judge that this civilization was family oriented and held women in high esteem.

You can also tell they were intelligent, as the next symbol, resembling a donkey, means they were smart enough to have animals help them till the soil.

The next drawing looks like a shovel of some sort, which means they crafted tools to help them with their daily chores.

Even further proof of their high intelligence is the fish which symbolises that when famine hit the earth, whereby food didn’t grow, they would take to the sea for food.

The last symbol appears to be the Star of David which means they were evidently Hebrews.”

The rest of the audience applauded enthusiastically, entirely in agreement with the President.

Until the Rabbi, a little old man stood up in the back of the room and shouted:

“Schmucks!”

“Hebrew is read from right to left – not left to right.”

“What it says is : Holy Mackerel, Dig The Ass On That Chick!“