At the bank …

Boudreaux was called into his bank to discuss his accounts.

“Your finances are in terrible shape,” the banker stated. “Your checking account is way overdrawn, and your loan’s are overdue.”

“Yeh, I know.” said Boudreaux. “It’s my wife, Marie. She’s out of control.”

The banker asked Boudreaux, “Why do you allow your wife to spend more money than you have?”

“Mais, to tell de truth, Mr. Banker,” replied Boudreaux with a deep sigh, “because I’d rather argue wid you than wid her!”