A hippie gets on a bus and sees a very hot nun sitting near the back. He sits near her, and decides to take a shot, “Hey, you’re pretty hot. Wanna have sex with me?”
The nun screams and runs off the bus at the next stop, obviously very freaked out. The hippie, feeling defeated, decides to get off the bus as well. The bus driver stops him and says “Hey, I saw you trying to get with that nun. She goes to this cemetery every Wednesday night and prays in front of this gravestone. Maybe if you dress up like God or something you can get her to do what you want.” The hippie thinks this is a great idea, and gets together a God costume.
Wednesday comes around, and the hippie is hiding in the cemetery bushes. He slips on his God mask and jumps out the nun. “Ahhhh I’m God! I will let you into heaven if you have sex with me!” The nun says “Hmmm … Ok. But it has to be in the butt to preserve my virginity.”
So, they start going at it, and the hippie decides to give the nun a little surprise. So he pulls off his mask and yells “Surprise! I’m the hippie from the bus!”
The nun pulls off her mask and yells “Surprise! I’m the bus driver!”