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Monthly Archives: September 2013
John McAfee’s plan to build a million tiny darknets, foil the NSA, give everyone free music
Meet Node-RED, an IBM project that fulfills the internet of things’ missing link
The 10 startups from Techstars’ first ever London Demo Day (and our 3 favorites)
Slippery slope
Oracle takes the fight to Amazon, Salesforce.com with new cloud services
What’s the password … ?
Computer: Your password has expired. You must register a new one.
User: Did anyone discover my password and hack my computer?
Computer: Your password has expired. You must get a new one.
User: Why then do I need a new one as that one seems to be working pretty good?
Computer: They automatically expire every 30 days.
User: Can I use the old one and just re-register it?
Computer: You must get a new one.
User: I don’t want a new one as that is one more thing for me to remember.
Computer: You must get a new one.
User: OK, roses
Computer: You must use more letters.
User: OK, pretty roses
Computer: You must use at least one numeric character.
User: OK, 1 pretty rose
Computer: You cannot use blank spaces.
User: OK, 1prettyrose
Computer: You must use additional characters.
User: OK, 1fuckingprettyrose
Computer: You must use at least one capital letter.
User: OK, 1FUCKINGprettyrose
Computer: You cannot use more than one capital letter in a row.
User: OK, 1Fuckingprettyrose
Computer: You need additional characters.
User: OK, 1FUCKINGprettyroseshovedupyourassifyoudon’tgivemeaccessrightfuckingnow
Computer: You cannot use that password as it is already being used.